So you know how conservatives really need to apologize to homosexuals for bringing shame to the phrase Teabagging? Well, it seems they’re also going to have to apologize to the S & M community for bringing shame to spanking.
GOP Montana Rep. Jerry O’ Neill is actually sponsoring a bill that would give felons the option of receiving a spanking over incarceration. Further, the legislation would cover not just misdemeanor crimes, but also felonies. After all, why should just petty grocery thieves get to have all the fun. In fact, it appears the bill requires that the “exact nature of the corporal punishment to be imposed” be directly related to the severity and nature of the crime committed. So while some petty criminals could be hoping for a spanking, they may just wind up with a simple nipple twist.