John McCain BFF and super southern Republican Senator, Lindsey Graham (R-SC), is the personification of  vanilla white guy.’ If you ever walked into a Cracker Barrel, he either looks like the manager or one of the gift items. Well, Graham isn’t a big proponent of same-sex marriage and, in fact, previously supported a federal amendment that would “define marriage between one man and one woman.” However, Graham has since relaxed his previously strident anti-gay marriage stance. Who knows, maybe he was visited by three gay ghosts or just maybe he sees the issue becoming overwhelmingly popular among sane Americans. But who really knows what makes these people think and say things, especially since so many of them believe that life begins at erection.

Anyway, during a recent appearance with CNN’s Piers Morgan, Graham changed direction on marriage equality by saying he thinks states should have the right to decide on marriage rights. This is like when your crazy uncle comes down from the attic after he grows tired of urinating in jars. But Graham did totally undue his seemingly more reasonable stance on gay marriage when he compared it to Polygamy.

“Is it possible for three people to genuinely love each other and want to share their lives together? Is it OK to have three people marry each other?” said Graham to Morgan (Think Progress)