Getting burnt out on election news? Look here for a little comic relief – meant for liberals only!!
You might want to vote for Mitt Romney if:
1. You really prefer the craftsmanship of products that are made in China.
2. You also are a pathological liar, so you feel some kinship with Romney and admire his commitment to maintaining the web of deceit.
3. You can’t hold more than one thought in your head at the same time. For instance, when Fox News blah-blahs about the deficit, you can’t remember that it was actually George W. Bush’s legacy of war spending and tax cuts favoring the wealthy that turned a huge federal surplus into an even larger deficit.